Making Money I am balla $$$$$$.

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Four years ago I was sitting in a friend’s basement, playing some .25/.50 poker and shooting some bullshit with my friends while watching Chris Moneymaker win the 2004 WSOP when I thought, “Wouldn’t this be a cool way to make...

Andrew "Good2cu" Robl VBlog #1

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WPT Tunica

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I made it to Tunica! I left Sky around 11am on Friday and since I have lost all concept of the value of money I paid some ridiculous price to fly first class. When I landed in Memphis I was...

Prop Bet Day 5

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Day 5 I really did not think Jay would last this long, but my hat is off to his perserverence. This bet is really a fascinating phsyscological study. Since I get to see Jay for a very short period on...

Personal Assistant Needed

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I just moved to Las Vegas and need a personal assistant. It would be great if I could get a casual poker player to fill this job. I'll pay $20/hr and give free poker lessons....

Good Stack heading into day 3

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Everything is going well for me in the 15,000k Five diamond main event. I'm entering day 3 with 285k chips with 150 players remaining (average stack is 120k and 100 players make the money). I doubled through Daniel N. and...

Quick Update

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Succesfully moved into my balla condo in Vegas. None of my stuff is here yet. Been playing 50/100NL live and some tournaments. Got 7th in the 5k at the Belliago five Diamond for 36,000k. Pretty disspointing as first was 550k,...

Travis Rice Final Tables Aruba Classic

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Travis “Travesty” Rice enters the final table of the Ultimate Bet Aruba Classic with a commanding chip lead. He is poised to take down the first prize of $800,000 USD. This had been already been quite a year for Travis...

Article in Sydney Morning Herald

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There was an article in the Sydney Morning Herald, which, is the largest distributed daily newspaper in Australia, about internet gambling. This article makes extensive references to myself and my ‘ballaing’ lifestyle which I find quite flattering. Overall it is...

20k Playboy Suite Party

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Playboy Suite Party For mjorgensen’s 20th birthday (WestMenloAA’s) we rented out of the playboy suites at the palms to the tune of $20,000+ and threw the most balla party our college friends have ever seen. Lots of pictures and a...

Charity?

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Starting in 2008 I am going to give 5% of my net poker related profit to charity (and cutting back on my Dom P). This is a descision I'm not going to make lightly. While I'm researching charities I’d love...

Playing your A Game

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A post by Jfish on the 2p2 forums asking how to maxmazie the time spent playing your A game insipired me to write the following: I have played a million+ hands of NL Hold’em, and have had several 100k+ hand...

Free Iphone?

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http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/ele/405849377.html...

Last 25k hands.

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Since I got back from vegas on 7/22. Haven't been playing much as I've been moving, trying to play shorter sessions....

What two updates in a week!?!?

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I know I haven’t been very good about updating the site recently, but it should get much better soon as we working on relanuching a new site. Anyways, to tide you over I’ll briefly tell you about some things I...

John Little Wins Mirage WPT

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Johnathon "FireyJustice" Little just won the WPT Mirage for 1.1 million dollars. And he actually looks kind of happy in his post match interveiw! Check out the video here: http://www.worldpokertour.com/tournament/?x=updatesnews Congrats John....

Poker Needs More Groupies

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It came to my intention I was in the opening reel if the siktilt.com introduction video. I am quite drunk and just had to steal the limelight from Andy Black. (Skip to around 5 minutes in)....

Going on a big 2nd date

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I'm going on a big second date next week, to a 5 star resort in the Dominican Republic. We’re staying in the “Executive Swim-up Suite” with champagne breakfasts every morning. I love second dates!...

Jman on High Stakes Poker

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The Ship It Holla Balla's own was on High Stakes Poker on Sunday/Monday. He only got to play for two hours before he got bumped for famous "tv pros". He also got called a "Nit" by Phil Hellmuth....

Anyone want to rob the ship it holla mansion this year?

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Me and my boys took a trip to the gunshop......

A fan email

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Haven't put up some cotent for a while so here's one my countless fan emails. It's one of the best. "fuck you I like youy but im so sick of this shit crappy 2/4 players think its cool to say...

Funny Story Told By EM2

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EmpireMaker2 (8:08:08 PM): damn i didt tell u a good story EmpireMaker2 (8:08:25 PM): last night i was wearin that ship it holla shirt EmpireMaker2 (8:08:34 PM): somehow it was in my bag EmpireMaker2 (8:08:44 PM): so im drinking by...

Two degenerates in Poland: A Trip Report

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I never thought I’d meet someone my age as degenerate as me. I was wrong. I now believe the most degenerate person under the age of 21 is the world famous Emiremaker2....

Funny Story

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Yesterday a Kid i haven't talked to in a while who went to my high school called me and asked if I could buy him some alcohol for a "really big tip". LOLOLOLOL....

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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I just lost a 40k sit n go and a 20k sit n go. I am now going to go jump into the ocean. holla....

Currently in Prague with EM2

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I'm currently in Prague with the famous Empiremaker2. We are staying at the four seasons, the most balla hotel in prague, which has had Julia Roberts, Madonna and the Rolling Stones all as guests in the previous 2 weeks. We...

Brag: Lee Jones knows who Ship It Holla Ballas are

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I'm currently in Poland for EPT warsaw with EmpireMaker2. We drank about 4 bottles each of free champange at the pokerstars welcome party and were talking to Lee Jones. I asked him if he knew who the Ship it holla...

All you haters are so dumb

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All you poor jealous haters who send hate emai/comments are so dumb. None of the ship it holla balls are broke. We are all very rich. Top 99.999999999999% for our age. Also none of us are virgins. Women love us...

Feb Results

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At 5/10: 97,499 hands +88,000k 4.56BB/100 6.57 MT Ratio $597.87/hour High Stakes Coinflips (Moving all in the dark preflop agreed to before the hand): -40k...

Bought a new ride

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See the ride that poker bought:...

Newest issue of bluff worth $100

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Back in November I was playing in the $7,000 EPT North American Championship. By the end of the first day my table had turned pretty though with Freddie Deb, Krazy Kanuck, Ship It Holla Balla Travesty fund, Jordan “Imsolucky0” Morgan...

EmipreMaker2s Rap: Yo Party

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Yo Party Where You Been I cry for u everynight Since that day When U got taken Away I cannot stand This PokerStars Anymore Bunch of Jokes and God Damn Wh-ores PP come back to me I cant lose Or...

Brag: Look at the pen I bought with JediPokerTrix's money

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I outplayed JEdiPokerTrix and won a 200BB pot. He berated me so I told him I was going to buy something really stupid with his money. Thanks for the pen!...

When I win the main event....

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I’m going to buy a 30 second super bowl commercial....

Brandi still ignoring my advances but coming around

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In case you haven’t heard the latest on everyone’s favorite poker groupie, Brandi, she apparently has a thing for Neverwinpoker’s ugly degenerate Micon. Nude Picture's and more below......

Cash Poker

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I'm flying to Vegas tomorrow to play in the Ultimate Poker Challenge: Cash Poker game......

One Year as a Pro: A look back

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As January draws to a close my first year as a “professional” poker player is officially coming to the end. A year ago I was flying over the scorched sierra desert feeling guiltily about the week’s worth of classes I...

FireyJustice Cashes 175k From Pokerstars

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Trip Report by fireyjustice:...

My idea to promote lasting interest in televised poker

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I think televised poker could become so much more interesting if it was turned more obviously into a "season" or year. Every event shown could acknowledge the existence of a refined or brand new Player of the Year type system...

I'm so balla

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I've had a 46lcd sitting on the floor in my room for 3 months....

Jman pwning Boosted_J

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Jman is +70k over 18k hands so far againest boosted_J...

Pharlad's phat beats

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High Stakes Cash pro "Sprit Rock" Pharlad who always made a deep run in this years WSOP event also is an insipring rapper. Check out his mad rhymes linked below....

:(

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It looks like online poker is pretty much dead in america. this really depresses me and i have no idea what im going to do with my life. so much for living in the land of the free....

Ballin on a Budget

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With the recent changes to the online poker landscape the ship it holla ballas may be soon ballaing on a budget. Stay tuned for details and email for us for suggestions? I mean is there really a decent bottle of...

Still running Bad

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Ok so last night I went out to a party with some of my friends from high school and I ended up getting really drunk. We ended up meeting some girls and our DD drove them back to my place,...

Running bad and fear of failure:

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High stakes poker is like a hard drug. When you sit down Serotonin levels spike, your hand hands sweat and when everything goes just right you are a state of pure bliss. But just like hard drugs; poker is a...

Poker

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Just read the following quote by frank wallace. "Poker is merciless. Poker is a game of money and deception. The consequences are always deserved. The penalties go to the weak--the rewards go to the strong. The loser dissipates his time...

Balling without the Ballers:

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The following story is written by one of the newest Ship It Holla Ballas TravestyFund: Over the past year in my transition from normality, I seem to have lost contact with most of my non-poker friends. Jimmy was an exception...

LOL!

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My results on my laptop since December. I'm +40k on other people's computers so not a total loss tho. Overall Im in a 6 firuge downswing. my first ever. LOL!...

IRS wants to be my friend

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Got this email today from the IRS:...

Ship It Holla Ballas take PCA by storm

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Simply 4 days after calling out the poker world and announcing that they “were taking over the poker world”, two Ship It Holla Ballas remain in the final 16 of the Pokerstars Caribbean Adventure. Mario “Deuce2High” Silvestri and Jonathon “Fireyjustice”...

A Quick Update (with crazy sex):

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I’ve been extremely busy recently with the holidays and haven’t had time to add as much content to this site as I’d like. I’m currently in Colorado chilling with my family. I haven’t seen my extended family since I dropped...

New Year's Resolutions

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I think new year's resolutions are really dumb. I'm not sure who started that tradition. Probably Bally's Total Fitness. But like, beyond being good for gym business, I don't really see the point. You can change yourself whenever you want...

Cash Poker TV Appearence... Raising $$$

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Apathy just told me about a really sweet opportunity to play high stakes poker against weak players on TV! I'm really excited about it, but I'm gonna neeed to raise some money in order to be able to be rolled...

My Bank Can't Handle a Balla

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My bank is a small college town bank. I'd expect the average account balance of their customers to be about $1,500. I walked in today wearing pajama pants and a hoodie, sipping a Jamba Juice, and handed them a $100,000...

Restocked My Bar

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With New Years on the Horizon I had to restock my bar. I obviously had to buy some really balla booze. Pictures Below....

Apply to be my girlfriend.

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Gold-digger’s and Hottie-Chasers of the world you are about to receive a once in a lifetime opportunity. You have a chance to win a date with me, Andrew T Robl....

Dom Poisoning

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I have not consumed a drop of alcohol for about 20 hours but am still incredibly hung-over now at 1am. You think for $400 a bottle Dom would be hangover free…....

My Bank Thinks I Sling Coke

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It’s the holiday season so I decided to go Christmas Shopping for myself....

Jman 3 Tabling 200/400

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Jman aka OMGClayAiken is 3 tabling 200/400NL right now. Go watch....

$100k + Envy = Wednesday

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I was talking to Good2cu yeasterday morning, and he told me I need to make more posts about how baller I am. "You need to make posts like 'I made $100k today!! Ship it bitches!!!'" Apparently you guys love stuff...

Upcoming Plans (Plus Good2cu lands a writing gig):

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On Friday I’m leaving the gluck and gloom of Michigan for the glitz of glamour of Las Vegas. Needless to say I’m excited....

Red fish

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LOL im drunk and made half of what I did in all november. I played 3 hands vs a red fish wated and made 5k. http://www.pokerhand.org/?644435...

Terrible November

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During the last week of november I made -40k. LOL 50/100. Overall, I played 90k hands and made 11k for an hourly rate of 80/hr. Does anyone know a McDonalds that is hiring? Pictures Below...

My year in reveiw

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Sit n gos: +150k 5/10NL and Below: +200k Live Multis: -50k High Stakes Cash: -100k I run hot when it matters....

I'm a 9.9 on hot or not

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I posted my picture on hot or not last week and ahve 65 votes so far. I currently have a raiting of 9.9 and am rated higher then 99% of the site. Ship hotness. Holla. My rating will surly fall...

lol 50/100.

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Just had a great 50/100 session. Bye Bye 66% of Novembers profit. :o. I was going to buy a new car or something but 50/100 is just too much fun. Happy thanksgiving! Im thankful Im not busto....

I'm such a badass.

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Here's a hand were I own a pro....

Tilting at 50/100

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After I busted from the Full Tilt tournament I decided to go tilt it up at 50/100. I lost a 15k coinflip my 3rd orbit and it looked like it was going to be a fun session....

Interveiw with Good2cu

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I got an email from a Michigan college student Eugene who plans on doing a profile on me for one of his English classes. I thought this would be a great opportunity to help out a fan and add some...

Good Session at 2/4

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I just made 4.4k in 90 minutes at 2/4. Poker is easy. Screenshot below....

Half Way Through November

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November is half way over and I have been putting it a ton of hands......... graph below....

Still owning in Nov

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I've already hit the modest goal I had for myself of making 20k this month, after the really dismal month I had last month and the death of partypoker. I'm going to continue putting in the hands, as I have...

+100k Week to start the month? (Bonus SHIPITHOLLAWEEN PIC!)

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I'm getting pretty close to a 100k week, without really playing any super high stakes either. I'm only about 15k away from the accomplishment but I may end up ruining it by driving down to Foxwoods tommorow to get ready...

London/Aruba: A Picture Story

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A Picture Story..............

Grimstarr's Downswing = 110k

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I played Grimstarr of BBV fame for 45 minutes and took him for 2 Buy ins, at 25/50, or $10,000. He is currently on a 100k downswing so I'd firuge he'd be on tilt and shit. We didn't play for...

Good Start to November

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So far in November I'm up $12,754.55. Including $10,881.10 at 2/4 over 14,300 hands for a 10.41BB/100 winrate. I'm pretty sure I'm by far the best player at 2/4, no one else seems close. Graphs Attached...

I pwned the noob

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I won my heads up grudge match in decisive fashion going victory going 4-1. My opponent was a class act, and lost with dignity, so I'll give him some props. But I am not a class act. It was painfully...

Fish challanges me to 10k Hu

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After I made this post on 2+2, the fish who I was talking about challanged me to 10/20HU until one of was up/down 10k. The match will take place at 7pm on pokerstars tomorrow (tuesday), come rail me....

Day 1a WPT Fallsview chip count updates

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At the end of Day 1 the shipitholla balla results look like this: Alan "The Usher" Sass 14th in chips with 74,000 Peter "Apathy" Apathy 24th in chips with 65,100 Max "Inyaface" Greenwood (not sure what place) 18,700 chips. Raptor,...

WPT Niagara Falls

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I'm going to the WPT Fallsveiw at Niagara falls today to join the rest of the ship it holla ballas and become a millionaire. I gauntree one SHB makes the final table....

Durr IMs Me

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So its about 6am and Durr IMs me. durr: Dude today I was up 500k durr: And then I lost 300k durr: wtf dude...

I'm so Lazy

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Recently I've been running wrose then anyone has ever run and have been kind of lazy due to serve depression. Here's a typical day in my life recently. (My life is so bad making 6figs+ and doing whatever I want)...

Defention of a Balla

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“A baller is a slang term for someone who has "made it to the bigtime", or a person who is living a flashy luxurious lifestyle. It originated from inner city amateur athletes who made it to the professional leagues playing...

So good at Stars

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Look at my downswing graph on pokerstars. -25k weeeeeeeeeeeee....

Really Bad Day

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I had a terrible day at SNGS. I played over 200 today which is by far the most I have ever played in a day. AND I RAN WROSE THEN ANYONE HAS EVER RUN EVER :). At one point I...

Good Start To October

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This month I have played 224 SNGS and have made $$36,815....

Feeling Melancholy

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In case you haven’t heard the US Senate passed a bill on Friday night to ban online gambling. Upon being signed by our great President the major poker sites including Party Poker will immediately closing accounts of all their United...

Deuce2High Wins UB 200kGauntreed

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Deuce2High just won the UB 200k tournament for 45k today in our room in aruba. Yesterday he won the 109R on paradise for 10k and the Stars $162 for 16k in the same night! All while on vacation. Ship It...

Stepember Results - I am the best SNG player

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This month I went back to sit-n-gos due to my limited success at High Stakes Cash games. I was only able to play 830 tournaments since I've been traveling all month but I managed to eek out $50,593in profit :)....

Busto in Aruba :(

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I'm getting really good at making Day 2s and then busting out right before the money :(. I don't think I can support myself doing that :(. I busted out in 70th out of the 525 person field . Hands...

$40,000 Night Trip Report

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Fresh off a 2nd place finish in the 5k Pot Limit Hold Em’ event, Alan “TheUsher” Sass and the rest of the Ship It Holla Ballas headed to the best strip club in the world, the world famous Spearmint Rhino,...

Buso in London.

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I busted out of EPT London in 87th place....

A day 2 early exit produces a crazy night in Barcelona

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The first level of the tournament went less then ideally for all the shipitholla ballas yesterday. WIthin 45 minutes of the start of the day all 3 of us were out. We then headed to the bar together and bought...